Archive for March, 2008
Jessica hospitalized
TMZ is reporting that Jessica Simpson has been admitted to Cedars-Sinai for a “minor kidney infection.”
Jessica Simspon and Tony Romo leaving a restaurant
Check out what it’s like for Jessica being such a hot celebrity. She and boyfriend Tony Romo can barely manage to get to their car with all the paparazzi photographers surrounding them.
Is Jessica Simpson the image of White American perfection?
The Ukraniane’s think Jessica Simpson represents the White American ideal of beauty and perfection - a down home Southern girl with blonde hair, big boobs and pouty lips who doesn’t know tuna from chicken.
Jessica sitting in a car at LAX
Jessica looked on top of the world when she was recently photographed while sitting in a car with a blue stuffed animal at LAX. Guess her relationship with Tony Romo is still in a state of bliss.

Jessica and Tony take in an NBA game

Jessica Simpson courtside with boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo during a game between the Dallas Mavericks and LA Lakers.

Jessica Simpson I Belong To Me Video
Jessica Simpson as an inflatable sex doll
An inflatable sex doll based on Jessica Simpson has been added to Pipedream Products’ new celebrity line of inflatable dolls.

On the box it reads:
“She’s sexy, newly single, and ready for you! This hot blonde bombshell has three thrilling holes to satisfy your every desire, and since she’s dumb as an ox, she never says no!”
Wonder if Jessica can sue over this. She should….
Jessica Simpson to publish book

You can’t really trust wikipedia as a 100% reliable source, but is says on Wikipedia that Jessica Simpson said she will be publishing a book containing selections from her personal journal and photographs, titled “Look Up To the Sky.”
Jessica and Tony at a house party in Ohio

Jessica and Tony at a party in Ohio with some of Tony’s Dallas Cowboys teammates.
Was Jessica Simpson a member of the Mickey Mouse Club?
So you want to know if Jessica Simpson was a member of the Mickey Mouse Club? Well, the answer to that question is no. Jessica Simpson was not a member of the Mickey Mouse Club; however, according to her wikipedia bio, she did audition for the Mickey Mouse club when she was 12, and she made it to the finals.

Guess Jessica wasn’t as good as Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears who were both members of the Mickey Mouse Club. That would probably explain why Christina and Brintney have won Grammy’s but Jessica Simpson has never won a Grammy award.
