The Ukraniane’s think Jessica Simpson represents the White American ideal of beauty and perfection - a down home Southern girl with blonde hair, big boobs and pouty lips who doesn’t know tuna from chicken.

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Apparently Jessica Simpson is a natural blonde. Don’t really know how accurate that information is though. Have read elsewhere that her hair is naturally dark brown?

Feel free to enlighten us if you know which is the correct answer.